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Office Humour - An Oldie but a Goodie:

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:

"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Man: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do you work in a day?

Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: That is nice of you! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)

Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?

Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days in a year are weekends?

Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do you now have?

Man: 18 days.

Manager: I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days
from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do you work on Thanksgiving?

Man: No sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on Independance Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Man: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on New Years Day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Man: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do you work on Christmas Day?

Man: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Man: None Sir!

Manager: So what are you claiming?

Man: Now I understand, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

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